Aaron Kirton MPI104 S2: August 2011

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Comment Links to Class mates Flickr Photos

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Sunday, 28 August 2011

Funny Fishing Photos

As you know I really enjoy fishing as well as laughing. So I conbined the two, enjoy.

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Saturday, 27 August 2011

Funny Movie Quotes

I have search and found a number of funny movie quotes. Some most would know others not so much, but all funny.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley
- Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack, in “Airplane!”

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory, in “Finding Nemo”

I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary… ’til they die
- Kevin Kirkpatrick as Gordo, in “Gamers - The Movie

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley, in “Dr. Strangelove”

Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
- Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
- Will Smith as Agent J, in “Men In Black”

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Rip Torn as Patches O\’Houlihan, in “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller, in “Ferris Bueller\’s Day Off”

All quotes sourced from:
http://www.movieparrot.com/funniest/4

Friday, 26 August 2011

Montey Python Images

No Montey Python quotes would be complete without a number of funny Monety Python images. Enjoy

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Monty Python Quotes

I really enjoy Monty Python and find its material very very funny. I found a number of there quotes which are quite reconizable and which I really enjoy. I hope you do to.

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

“-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better...”

“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'
'No, it isn't.'”

“'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'”

“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”

“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”

“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”

“No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”

All quotes are taken from:
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/monty_python/3.html

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Funny Adds

Here are some funny adds which made me smile. Cheers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjRK0rNnK-Y

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxyC-wA4D8M

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Funny Sport Pictures

In this blog I have decided to focus on funny sports images. I found these sports photos and found them funny, I hope you do too.

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Short Jokes

I found these short jokes and found them amusing. The following jokes where sourced from http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/clean_one_liners.html

# Why don't aliens eat clowns.
.....Because they taste funny.

# What do you call a fish with no eyes?
.....A fsh

# Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

# Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

# What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

# I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

# Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

# Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Funny Motivational Posters

I foung these motivational posters and found them very funny. I found these from: http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Creativity+modivation+posters&view=detail&id=48464421CBA7CD18EC4EE3D7B9CC6CD899D5DA7A&first=0&FORM=IDFRIR

My Posts

From this piont on I am going to post things which I find funny. This will count toward my first assessment, demonstarting the use and repeated use of blogger. These blogs will include jokes, images and videos. With at least four of each. However when it comes to my Flickr account, I will focus on things which make me or have made me happy, which I have taken photos of. Although they are not going to be funny like that of my blog posts, they should still be cool to look at.
I hope you enjoy them, cheers.

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Monday, 15 August 2011

Week 5 - HTML

At first I was concerned about wether I would be able to understand and be able to carry out what was invovled with HTML. However after having assistance with this process it did not seem as difficult as a first thought. But without help I may still struggles with it until I fully undersatnd where the brackets and other symbles go.

Wednesday, 3 August 2011

Week Four Delicious

Delicious seemed to be ok. However it was very simple and boring in appearance. With that in mind Im sure it does it tasks well though.

Week Four Flickr

Flickr was OK, it seemed to do the job. However my view on this probably doesn't count for a lot because I don't uses these site normally. It did seem to do the job