Short Jokes

I found these short jokes and found them amusing. The following jokes where sourced from http://www.thejokeyard.com/one_line_jokes/clean_one_liners.html

# Why don't aliens eat clowns.
.....Because they taste funny.

# What do you call a fish with no eyes?
.....A fsh

# Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

# Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

# What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

# I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

# Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

# Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.