I really enjoy Monty Python and find its material very very funny. I found a number of there quotes which are quite reconizable and which I really enjoy. I hope you do to.
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
“-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?
-I got better...”
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
“'Tis but a scratch'
'A scratch?! Your arm's off!'
'No, it isn't.'”
“'What? Ridden on a horse?'
'Yes'
'You're using coconuts!'
'What?'
'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!'
'So?'”
“Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!”
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!”
“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”
“No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”
All quotes are taken from:
http://thinkexist.com/quotes/monty_python/3.html
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